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Log On Ayuh... I'll load er' up Matha'	Log Off She's a mite bit war'm...ayuh!
Monitor Yes..dee'ah! I'll keep an eye on er'!	Download I'll get er' off'n that truck...Ayuh!
Mega Hertz That'l feelz bett'r win it stops hurt'n..Ayuh!	Floppy Disc Sheee...it! Ayuh... Thar She blows!
Ram Martha'...The Splt'n mull is stuck agin. Ayuh!	Hard Drive Ayuh....J'st a fix'n of bread...Martha'?
Windows Ayuh...Weez froze'n in a'gin, Martha'!	Screen Black Flys R' big'ns this yee'ah, Martha'...Ayuh!
Byte Martha'.. I's gets me un of th'm thar skeets...ayuh!	Chip Them's out'sa tha bag'ns, as good as your'ns...Martha'. Ayuh!
Micro Chip Them's litl bitty un's R' too...Ayuh.	Modem Dang chors'.. I'll mo'da damn' ya'rd..Ayuh!
Dot Matrix In-laws...Sheez's yur'n sista Matha',Ayuh.	Lap Top Ayuh...That's da kitt'ns spot.
Keyboard Martha'....Ya se'in tha Truck keys? Ayuh.	Software Martha'....Thm's ain'ts sa good...  They's plastic'ns, Ayuh!
Mouse The kitt'ns pal, Ayuh.	Mouse Pad That thar hole'n da mop bo'rd. Ayuh!
MainFrame The Dee'ah hoy'est..ayuh!	Port That's in ba' har'bah..ayuh!
Enter Ayuh, tha ol' two hole'r!	Click That's tha sound ma gun makes, Ayuh!
Double Click Martha', thems coons R' bac a'gin.....Ayuh!	ReBoot Yes'em Dee'ah...I'll let tha dog out a'gin..Ayuh!

These Cartoon Drawings were borrowed from one of those E-mailed around Joke pages. The artist is unknown to me. If the artist would like recognition for his or her work, E-mail the webmaster  and we will credit you for your great cartoon artistry.  I have taken the initiative to change the wording under the cartoon images to fit New England and Maine Humor. This was orginally a Southern Joke, that only "they" could understand! We YANKEES say things different! Ayuh! Free counters provided by Honesty.com.